The huge college freshman figured hed try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.


"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.


"Wow," said the coach. "Im impressed. Can you run?"


"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.


"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"


The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."