A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....


Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."


Girl: "Hi! It seems like youve been here a long time. How long has it been since youve had a cigarette?"


Man: "Its been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.


Man: "Oh thank you so much!"


Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"


Man: "Its been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.


Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"


Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"


Man: "Oh, my God, dont tell me youve got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"