Jaques, a French World Cup Rugby superstar, is jogging down a street in London when he sees a building on fire. An old lady trembles over a third story ledge holding her pet kitten in her arms.


"Hey, Madame!" yells Jaques, "Throw ze p***y to moi!" "No," she cries, "Its much too far!"


"I ham ze star player for France in ze World Cup Rugby - I vill cache im!"


The smoke is pouring from the windows and, finally, the woman waves to Jaques, kisses her kitten goodbye, and tosses it down into the street.


Jaques keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The kitten obliquely bounces off an awning and Jaques runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd, gathered to watch the fire, breaks into cheers.


Jaques does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, and then drop kicks the kitten 85 meters down the street.