A man from Saudi Arabia, named Abdul, was bragging on an airline flight. Abdul said that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.



A gentleman form Florida was listening incredulously. "Why that is amazing," he remarked. "Where I come from there is only one way."



"Just one?" Abdul asked. "And exactly which way is that?"



"Well," the American gent began, "theres a man and theres a woman . . ."



Abdul interrupted and exclaimed, "Praise Allah! Number 80!"