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Moods Of The Sexes
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Moods of a Woman


An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,

A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

Shes afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,

But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,

Shell kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

Shell win you in range, enchant you in silk,

Shell be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;

At times shell be vengeful, merry and sad,

Shell hate you like poison, and love you like mad.


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Moods of a Man


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